jaclcfrost:

becoming attached to characters that you know are gonna die more like i didn’t sign up for this. i mean. i did sign up for it. i just didn’t read the fine print. i mean. i did read the fine print. but i still signed it. why did i sign it



glrlband:

guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee



timetravelingarchaeologist:

synergyfox:

There’s some ships you ship… that have massive amounts of shippers right along with you. Then there’s the ships… those ships you have that are near and dear to your heart where you’re in a fucking canoe with like… four other people.

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As a multi shipper, this is usually my reality.



dex5m:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

I was thinking the same thing!

Top tip from Marvel Cosmetics: French braid + lips, brows and lashes.



marguerite26:

carnilia:

ALWAYS REBLOG NATASHA FUCKING SCHOOLING LOKI FUCK YEAH

ALWAYS





humancum:

Talking on Skype:

5% = Hi, how are you?

95% = Can you hear me?



[Gun noises]





lucisensitivesatan:

lesbianathogwarts:

dittoh:

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god

You mean something like this?

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